Imad Malik

Commerce joke:
Do u know why in a couple’s photo man is on the leftside & woman on the right?

Because as per Balance Sheet Liabilities are on right side and Assets on Left.

A popular speaker Said: “The best years of my life were spent in the arms of a beautiful woman who wasn’t my wife!”
Audience was shocked. The speaker added: “that woman was my mother!”
(Laughter and Applause)
A listener tried it at his home. He said loudly to his wife, “The greatest years of my life were spent in the arms of a very beautiful woman who was not my Wife!”
Standing there for 20 seconds trying to recall the second Half of the joke, he finally said “…and I can’t remember who she was!”
and he regained his consciousness in a hospital bed.

Moral:
Don’t Copy if you can’t Paste!

Not even the time spent with the hottest people can come close to the time i spend with those rough, unwashed faces,

I call my FRIENDS..!

Not even the best desert can taste sweeter than the samosaz i ate with them.

Not even the best best compliments can sound better than the jokes they poke at me.

I do survive without them but i live only with them.

My you all live long..