Imad Malik

Funny Oxymorons

An oxymoron is usually defined as a phrase in which two words of contradictory meaning are used together, like:-

1. Clearly misunderstood
2. Exact Estimate
3. Small Crowd
4. Act Naturally
5. Found Missing
6. Fully Empty
7. Pretty ugly
8. Seriously funny
9. Only choice
10. Original copies

And the Mother of all……

11) Happily Married
12) military intelligence

ABC today announced the premiere date of the sixth and final season of “Lost.”

The hit series, starring Matthew Fox, Josh Holloway and Evangeline Lilly, will return with a special all-night event on Tuesday, Feb. 2.

The night will begin with a recap episode from 8 to 9 p.m., followed by the highly anticipated, two-hour premiere at 9.

The following week, the series will begin airing in its new timeslot: Tuesday nights at 9 p.m on ABC.

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Commerce joke:
Do u know why in a couple’s photo man is on the leftside & woman on the right?

Because as per Balance Sheet Liabilities are on right side and Assets on Left.

A popular speaker Said: “The best years of my life were spent in the arms of a beautiful woman who wasn’t my wife!”
Audience was shocked. The speaker added: “that woman was my mother!”
(Laughter and Applause)
A listener tried it at his home. He said loudly to his wife, “The greatest years of my life were spent in the arms of a very beautiful woman who was not my Wife!”
Standing there for 20 seconds trying to recall the second Half of the joke, he finally said “…and I can’t remember who she was!”
and he regained his consciousness in a hospital bed.

Moral:
Don’t Copy if you can’t Paste!